What the fuck, guy!?! Have you ever heard of knocking? Why the fuck do you have a key to my apartment!?! FYI, you've just made my locking-my-doors paranoia 1000x worse. That third lock is going to be firmly in place the second I close the door behind me. I hope you know that if you do it again I will have a large pan ready to give you a beating.
Thoroughly freaked out,
BZKA
P.S. I hope seeing my naked ass scarred you for life.
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