Monday, September 13, 2010

Dear guy

Dear guy who walked into my apartment 10 minutes ago,

What the fuck, guy!?! Have you ever heard of knocking? Why the fuck do you have a key to my apartment!?! FYI, you've just made my locking-my-doors paranoia 1000x worse. That third lock is going to be firmly in place the second I close the door behind me. I hope you know that if you do it again I will have a large pan ready to give you a beating.

Thoroughly freaked out,
BZKA

P.S. I hope seeing my naked ass scarred you for life.

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