I CANNOT GO A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT WEARING SOMETHING GREEN OR GRAY! FUCK YEAH, YOU CUNTS!!!
ALL OTHER COLORS OF CLOTHING ARE EXTREMELY FUCKING INFERIOR!!!
(even red... sorry. I know you're my favorite color...)
Speaking of green and it's use as a synonym for hippie bullshit– if one more person yells at me for not recycling or for using a fuck-ton of hairspray, I'm gonna cut a bitch. I don't recycle, and I never will, so fuck off. Also, I live in a huge city. Our air is fucked anyway, so I'mma just go ahead and hairspray the fuck out of my hair.
That's all I have to say. It's 5AM. I've not slept. Sorry for the excessive use of fuck. Not really that sorry.
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