Celebrity crushes: then and now

Then:

(But only in Lost in Space (I know I know. Terrible movie)...ew Friends)

Now:

For real, it's not healthy... oh the unholy things I would do to this man.

No. Really. WTF, self?

I guess if I had to find some turning point it would be when this man–

came into my life. What did you do to me, Alan Rickman? Die Hard changed everything.

Oh and don't get me started on women. Most of my female celebrity crushes just make me feel very shallow. And sometimes a little bit like a dirty old man. *sigh*