And speaking of strippers...

I don't aim to be an OG. (that's Original Gangster, if you didn't know) If I were to aim for something of that sort, I would be an OP, or perhaps an OS. These stand for Original Prostitute and Original Skank (Slut? Stripper? Any and all of the above.) Same idea, different way of life. Thanks for bringing this glorious idea into my mind, Devs. BTW, I would like to suggest as an alternative to the OP- the OH, the Original Hooker (or Ho) I think it has a little more ring to it than OP.

OPD was also suggested (Original Pole Dancer) but it sounds a bit too much like a disease. It does.

Anyway...