Shippy

I ship the people I go to school with. My friends and I gave them nicknames, too. So...

Swampy/Hoffy forever. (Even if I don't really want to bang you anymore, Hoffy. Sorry.)

also,

Fluffy/Delta

Buckylocks/Daisy (?)

Freddy/Midgy/Ives/Reich... or something (???????)

Fishy/CGS

Aurora/whatever pd's name was

I totally don't remember some of the nicknames. It makes me sad. Most of these people have graduated. That makes it even more depressing.

Back in high school it was (and still is) all about

Diet Pepsi/Fried Chicken (for real, I'm about 98% sure these two were fucking)

Beer/Waffles

Fuck life, I have my imagination. Also, I think maybe one person understands this bullshit.