Texts from last night

Texts From Last Night Go there. It'll make your life a happier place.

here's a little treasure from the home front:

(303):

im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.

(1-303):

that was a mass text, wasnt it?

Oh and this one. This one fucking kills me every time I see it.

(619):

just caught grandpa beating off in the living room