This is what it would be like if people were honest about their excuses for not going to work/class.
I did stay up all night
I made a stripper playlist
I wrote smut
I watched Batman
I watched porn
I am now tired as fuck and don't want to do much of anything.
I may or may not go in today
If I don't, I'll probably say I have a migraine or a stomach bug. Nobody has sympathy for fatigue due to Batman and sex-related activities. *heavy sigh*
Why do you make me lie, world? Why?
I'm probably going in today. FML.
Edit: I didn't go in today. Thing is, I was going to. It's what an adult person should do. I managed to stay up until noonish, and then I made the mistake of sitting on my bed. I fell asleep so fast it would make you cry. I woke up some four hours later, said fuck, and realized I couldn't really send a "this is why I didn't show up today" e-mail at that point. FML x20.
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