Welcome!

Hey y'all. Welcome to Hamster Suicide. (formerly known as Ham* 5uicid3... we were all in high school at some time.) It's where all of my dumb shit is. Whatever that means. Chances are I don't own most of what's gonna be going up here, so there's that. I'll disclaim further as it becomes necessary.

I have a dirty mouth. Just fyi.

Aaand, that terrible picture is mine. So, make of that what you will. Fuck your mother, digital art.

Enjoy the show!